Závada


Z praxe řidiče tramvaje.

Jdu říci lidem, že tramvaj před námi má závadu a čekáme, než přijede „rychlá rota“. Říkám hezké slečně, že tramvaj před námi má závadu a že nevím, za jak dlouho pojedu. V tu ránu mě územní otázkou: 

„A ta za vámi?“

Czech by Zuzka

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